the act of beating a girl in the head with a rusty metal pipe during anal sex and proceding to cum in her ear, and screaming at the top of your lungs "Bitch, is your head down for a reason?"
by STLCARDS2LIFE July 05, 2011
A euphemism for the male sexual organ. Derived from the 1974 movie "2069: A Sex Odyssey", which is the first result on the internet movie database IMDB.com when a search is performed for "Gideon's Trumpet". As a euphemism, this phrase has no connection to the book of the same name by Anthony Lewis or the movie based on the book.
She enthusiastically blew Gideon's Trumpet.
by JoJoeJoh February 19, 2011
The Lord himself. Maker of the eternal and instant classic of instrumentation entitled 'A Dark Road,' which enlightens the listener to the meaning of life instantly. When heard for the first time, progressive rock legends David Gilmour and Jimmy Page immediately collapsed and knew their work was done, and the song was the reason for the death of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. If it couldn't get any better, the legend himself released a 1 hour EP called Gideon Gilmore, which featured masterpieces such as "Metal Madness" and "A Mental Descent" which instantly became recognized as the peak of human achievement and instrumental composition. Music teachers from all around the world preached to their pupils about how unbelievably good the Gideon Gilmore EP was and how masterfully Gideon played all the instruments.
Person 1: "Man, did you hear that new Gideon Gilmore?"
Person 2: "I know, it was so good but I can't even explain why..."
Person 2: "I know, it was so good but I can't even explain why..."
by kapperoni and cheese April 14, 2021
When you take laxatives, shit into a cup, and proceed to fill up a syringe with your shit and black tar heroin, and then inject it into one of your veins.
Jamie: Yoo, you’ll never guess what I did with my girl last night!
Ethan: What?
Jamie: She let me do a Dirty Gideon with her!
Ethan: Sick I gotta convince my girl to do that with me
Ethan: What?
Jamie: She let me do a Dirty Gideon with her!
Ethan: Sick I gotta convince my girl to do that with me
by xGidz September 28, 2021
Senate candidate who will stand up for the people of the great state of Maine instead of Susan Collins
by UrbanDefinitionMaker October 09, 2020
My cousin.
by Isaac Pennachi February 06, 2022
A verb for when one person burps into another person's asshole and they fart it back out into the other person's mouth.
by nostrilcunt June 07, 2018