WOUNDED GAZELLE

A fine ass woman that you're going after, and guranteed to get cause she is either so into you that you don't have to work at it, or you're just that damn good.

Like a lion hunting a wounded gazelle, there may a short chase but he's guranteed his meal.

by jon_vegas May 19, 2007

tree gazelle

A large scary animal that lurks in innelan or some remote parts of ardentiny, as jonny would know. I first spotted it when i was in a tree and a certain dirty picture was taken, hense the tree gazelle. They can travel at up to speeds of 3,000 mph and eat anything that comes in their way.

Samer: "Lets go and get the bus jonny, there is no more for us to do here.

Jonny: "Ok samer, wait what is that in the bush?"

Samer: "Some form of horrid beast!?"

Jonny: "The Tree Gazelle!"

Both: "RUN!"

*Several Months Later*

Everyone in the Argyll Perimeter is dead.

by Samwize August 24, 2007

urban gazelle

A particularly nimble urban real estate investor.

"I wanted to buy that property, but the urban gazelle got there first!"

by david beruh May 29, 2008

Ballistic Gazelle

when a real small male has sexual intercourse while on "speed" and "viagra"

Girl1: my body hurt
Girl2: whats wrong with you?
Girl1: i fucked a ballistic gazelle last night

by Ballistic Gazelle January 30, 2010

Like gazelle

When someone asks what ur aboutta do and if ur definitely gonna go thru with it

Imana eat the booty like gazelle

by DDBEAM2727 November 6, 2019

The Leaping Gazelle

The Leaping Gazelle astounds observers with its graceful leaps and agile movements. This remarkable creature embodies a perfect balance of power and grace, leaving a lasting impression on all who witness its breathtaking prowess. The leaping gazelle is able to grasp new heights with its outlandish vertical jump, his hand-eye coordination when it comes to athletic performance in sports is also something not seen before. Leaping gazelles not only are a freak of nature in terms of athletic performance but they are also hung like a horse, dominating every "Asian B*tch who wanted to h00k up with them" and another truly attractive target by the name of 'SAO'. Some Leaping Gazelles also make their way up the ranks to further achieve 'Stud Muffin' status. This is done through a variety of acts and courageous performances to truly prove their prowess. Acts such as hiding behind bins, getting ones ock wet whilst watching the popular children's film, 'Zootopia', and always staying drippy through a collection of cool shirts, such as "STRAIGHT OUTTA DA POOL". Once a gazelle achieves Stud Muffin rank, they are able to mate with the queen bee of the jungle, the elegant and very much wanted, Pigeon. The leaping gazelle is able to mate with the pigeon and dominate her just as a stud muffin would. Romance such as HSP dates, Movie dates, and "gm x + gn x" is something of which a stud muffin must uphold to keep the pigeon at his fingertips, ready to be satisfied by the ring of a bell.

"The Leaping Gazelle roars above the pack displaying his athletic ability in the profession AFL"

by red imposter (sussy) July 17, 2023

Frolicking like a Gazelle

The innocent act of skipping gracefully around without a care in the world. Most people seem to not enjoy this action when others do it as they are not graceful enough themselves to perform such an act.

Look at Peter frolicking like a gazelle! So graceful!

by Thecakeisalie March 13, 2013