"You can sit around at home till Doomsday and the prices at the pumps will stay fairly low, incessantly tempting you to travel. But the moment you decide to take off somewhere and head out on your trip, the price for a gallon of gas will go right through the roof!"
Gas-prices seemed fairly "stable" all summer, and so I delayed a road-trip for a while to "save up" or "accumulate" a number of errands so that hopefully my trip would be more cost-effective with regards to gas-consumption, but then when I stopped to fill up my tank in the morning when I was first heading out, the price had suddenly jumped over a quarter higher per gallon! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices" to me!
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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gasoline drinker

a person whos low on self esteem so they run on gasoline
"that bitch is so insecure, she probably runs on just gasoline"

"yeah she def is a gasoline drinker"
by jae the light bright nigga September 25, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cocaine: Something Else Other Than Gasoline: The First Juvenile Discharged Release (Chargered)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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Gasoline Fight

A fight at a gas station that is similar to a water gun fight, but is instead replaced with gasoline and pump nozzles.
Example 1 - Derek: “ It doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.”
Example 2 - “No don’t like that cigarette we are having a gasoline fight.”
by SerbianBias December 25, 2022
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Garbage Bag of Gasoline

The new term for "Dumpster Fire" as of year 2021.
Some actually attempted thing, solution, or idea that is "absolutely brainless and terrible".
by theultrahead May 19, 2021
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Gasoline

The newest project for science Shatter and Propylene glycol
The new Gasoline is renewable should be used as motor-oil?
by Cody5050 February 20, 2022
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Gasoline

A sweet, CARbonated substance. It is very sugary and can FUEL you right up! It's a power drink meant to get you fired up for the day!
"Can you get me some gasoline? I'm thirsty!"
by No dad please March 29, 2020
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