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Gandalf the Brown

The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.

In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.

Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
Guy 1: You coming swimming later?

Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.

*30 minutes later*

Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016
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ganaghur

Rich in Sodium, fat and indian spices, Ganaghur is the perfect food to keep awake all night long.
Ce Ganaghur est une excellente moulée pour les trois PCP.
by Major Payne January 31, 2005
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Gaindaswamy

Gaindaswamy is a person with a huge forehead. So basically, we can build a personal utility area on that space.

He often used to write his exam notes on the forehead back in his school days.
Let’s play football on gaindaswamy’s forehead!
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Ninja Gaidance

What you desperately need but can't find when you are failing miserably at any Ninja Gaiden game for PS3
Guy 1: Ahhhh this game is so hard what do I do!?!?!

Guy 2: I would offer you some Ninja Gaidance but I don't have a fucking clue.
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Tequila Ganatra

Shot of tequila followed by a shot of pineapple.

Originated in Leicester the pineapple juice completly neutralises the taste and burn of the tequila so no salt or lemon necessary.
"Can we get 7 tequila ganatras please?"
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Gaddafi's Law

Embraces the philosophy "If it feels good, do it!". This word was first coined by Mark Corrigan, a fictional character in the British sitcom 'Peep Show' (played by David Mitchell). The philosophy it describes was one frequently adopted by Mark's flatmate, and Mitchell's co-star Robert Webb.
"Oh shit, Will's following Gaddafi's law again tonight. His nose is going to dissolve if he's not careful"

(to policeman) "Fuck off Cuntstubble Cock! I only answer to Gaddafi's Law!"
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Ganana

Good at nano architectural nacho attraction
Damn, that guy is ganana
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