futtbuck

The compromised version of "buttfuck". Can be used in public without having stones cast at you.

Man, I would totally futtbuck that girl.

by Dike Man October 30, 2008

futter

Archaic: To perform intercourse. From the French "foutre".

"I warn you, my lad, you will be sodomised; you, my girl, I shall futter; for the thief who is bearded, a third punishment remains." (Priapus)

He fared forth from her to the second wife in her chamber and stretched himself beside her and toyed with her and futtered her. (from 1001 Arabian Nights)

by ElTonico August 16, 2006

futterwhacken

dance done when the red queen has been overruled

When that day comes, I shall futterwhacken vigorously!

by madhatter2011 May 3, 2010

Futtnag

An insult with no direct meaning.

Why are you being such a futtnag?
Man that guy over there is such a futtnag.

by Cosmicuprise September 10, 2012

Futtbuck

A more polite and funny way to say the word “buttfuck”; created by switching the b and the f in the word.

Trace and Patrick are total futtbucks.

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

futtbucker

n. (fuht-buh-ker)

One who fucks butts. Same as butt fucker but the first letters are switched. Usually referring to gay men.

That Timmy boy down the road is a real futtbucker.

by GINGABR3AD March 6, 2007

How are your futtocks?

How's your day going? (British)

friend 1 How are your futtocks?
friend 2. At their furthest reach, dear boy! (Very well!)

by talk2me-JCH2 April 3, 2021