Belly button fondling

When someone takes their finger and wiggles it around your belly button for an awkward sensation. Sometimes can be a turn on if you are into that kind of thing.

Carter was belly button fondling Faith who stared in horror at her stomach and looked away.

by Sheldaflamer November 7, 2017

fandling

Fondling a ballsack using a fanning motion

Bro, she been doin some fandling in a back alley. Kinky shit.

by Okamiden15 March 18, 2015

Fuddling

Fucking a person/partner and cuddling them at the same time

Chandler: Hey Joey, where were you and Rachel last night?
Joey: Oh we were fuddling all night, please don't tell Ross!

by xxKanye2016xx December 3, 2016

foundling fathers

A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.

John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.

by QuacksO September 3, 2019

funding chicken

A source of funding not well known to others

He is going to the funding chicken to pay for this project...

by dimidium May 26, 2020

Funding

Slang for a person that one could get money from through various means, usually a transactional relationship, and especially where one's only motivation for interaction with the person is acquisition of money.

"If they don't go for the deal, we could always hold the funding hostage."
"I'm going on tinder to find some funding for a better apartment."

by Gerald The Grandiloquent May 24, 2022

Fondling the Fart Cloud

To take a whiff of some wicked dank.

Yo Gwen, look at DJ Fondling the Fart Cloud

by rjtwilight69 January 19, 2024