Futer

The most popular meme in the Flood. Honestly, everyone loves it. It's better than Porch Day.

OP says:"Should I get a porch in the futer?"

Everyone else:"GTFO"

by Big Baph July 1, 2011

Dr. Frank-N-Furter

Dr. Frank-N-Furter is the infamous Sweet transvestite from Rocky horror picture show.

Rocky Horror Picture Show Live

by Spider May 13, 2005

Fuktarded

Fucking retarded (the past tense)

That was such a fuktarded game

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Fuktard

Someone who is so amazingly fucking retarded or stupid, it affects your ability to properly speak. Therefore your words run together, making it impossible to say both fucking+retarded, instead pronouncing fuktard. Someone who is at the apex of stupidity, with nothing greater to describe them.

You are a fuktard.

I cant believe this fuktard waited 30 minutes for a parking spot at the store.

by eviljessifer December 9, 2013

fustercluck

A fucked-up clusterfuck. The worst possible situation or outcome, usually applicable to a group effort.

"We're way over budget, we're late, and the damn thing doesn't work. This project is a complete fustercluck!!!"

by whothehellevencares August 14, 2008

Futer

A poorly spelled word for "Future". Used to make the original poster in a forum sound stupid.

yea like that will happen in the futer.

by victoryian June 30, 2011

fektert

"Fektert" or "beeing fektert" is a EU-wide idiom for an unqualified and ignorant Person, who can't stop talking annoying bullshit. The origin of this term comes from the politician "Maria Fekter" (Austrian Treasury Secretary), who earn a bad name with her appearances in facilities of the European Union.

She fektert us again! (after endless meaningless EU discussions)

by Legosan April 23, 2013