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Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

Proof that Plato's Ring of Gyges was a prophecy.
In Plato's Republic, Socrates proposes what a person would do if they were given the Ring of Gyges, which turns a person invisible and essentially anonymous. Would they still have an incentive to be just under such circumstances? We now know what's like because of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. Let's just say, the results do not reflect well on man.
by RandomAssDude November 7, 2011
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Fucktardicle

A theoretical sub-atomic particle that can enter the human brain and causes one to become a fucking retard.
People are driving like morons today, must be a high level of fucktardicles in the air.
by Glitchi February 5, 2010
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fucktardcontest

A competition to see who can be the most fucktarded.
Dave was headbutting the fridge to win the fucktardcontest.

The X factor is a fucktardcontest
by Dave the man June 30, 2008
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Fucktardistan

THIS IS SIMPLE CALIFORNIA IS THE NEW COUNTRY OF FUCKTARISTAN!!
THEM FUCKING LIBERALS IN FUCKTARDISTAN ARE FUCKING UP THE GUN LAWS AGAIN.
by pharquad January 6, 2017
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team killing fucktard

One who kills (either accidentally or purposefully) a member of his or her own team. Someone who should be killed themself. often used after a lasertag game with friends, during a counterstrike or halo game, or any of the other FPS or gun-related team games.
Damnit, you team killing fucktard, Watch where you're shooting!

You fucking killed me, Team Killing Fucktard!
by Aadon Gondahlvor February 10, 2004
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cockbiting fucktard

1. The Red team in Red Vs Blue.

2. The act of biting cocks while being a fucking retard.
Tex: Great. You broke my voice filter you cockbiting fucktards.
by J00r M0mm4 July 21, 2003
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fucktardism

The actions of a small to large group of individuals who proceed in a morally wrong action, then play the victim when getting called out.
This team bliss likes to participate in fucktardism on an almost regular basis, based on their code contributions.
by xdauser June 3, 2015
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