fuckstick

1. A hard cock
2. A douchebag who brags about how they're good at everything when actually they suck at life in general
3. A generic term used for someone that is a dumbass

What a fuckstick, Clinton is so damn stupid he could fuck up a wet dream.

by The Huds April 03, 2007

fuckstick

a word meaning douchebag, shithead, or some other such idiotic asshole, which exploded in popularity, usage, and funny-ness after it was masterfully ad-libbed into the dialogue by Matt Damon in the 2006 film, The Departed.

you know its true.

Sullivan: "Lookit fuckstick, you don't gotta trust me. Just listen to what I'm sayin to you."

by sloanepeterson October 18, 2007

fuckstick

as in a complete piece of shit / retard. Some one who has no fucking idea.

Ron is a fuckstick!

by riker September 11, 2003

fuckstick

one who has all the qualities of a dumbass and will defend his convictions, even when proven wrong by others

JC, you are a fuckstick and a shrimp fucker.

by Trevor April 02, 2004

fuckstick

A moron;a person who is accustomed to being a 'sugardaddy' without benefit of a sexual relationship. Usually of the endomorphic type; withdrwawn and brooding.

Jeffro is a major fuckstick, and he obviously can't find his asshole with both hands and a funnel.

by Lord Jirate December 31, 2003

Fucksticks

A curse word to use when fuck just isn't enough.

If you've lost something usually fucksticks is the word of choice.

"oh fucksticks I've lost my keys"

"fucksticks!! where's that fucking money!"

by Johnypnumonic August 25, 2011

fuckstick

Literal: A dildo or vibrator

Slang: A foolish person, someone easily used by another to suit their own purposes, excessively gullible; a dullard or dimwit.

I can't believe you paid sticker price for that car, you fuckstick.

by Mark Jurado May 01, 2003