fuckface

the guy that shot and killed John Winston Lennon on December 8th, 1980 outside of The Dakota in New York City, NY.

Thirty years ago today a man by the name of fuckface destroyed one of God's greatest gifts to music and humanity.

If they ever release fuckface from prison he won't live through the night.

by highnuck December 9, 2010

fuckfaced

When you so wasted that you can't stand up and land on some random person lawn face first.

Dude I got fuckfaced druck and woke up in Richard's ward.

by I aint typing my name for a box. June 26, 2005

Fuckface

Person who will not move out of the left lane on the interstate.

Hey fuckface get out of the left lane.

by Shmanker September 4, 2017

fuckface

It's what a fuck would look like if it had a face.

You're the pure definition of fuckface!

by Mick the Dick July 11, 2011

fuckparcel

1.) retard, dumbass, moron
someone lacking the mental capacity to write their own name without spelling it out loud

2.) A large package of "fuck" or collection of "fuck"

Greg: Sheat, why did I park in those handicapped spots?

Cop: Nice park job, Fuckparcel. You scored yourself a ticket. Bow.

by Sentientdeth August 7, 2003

fuckyanext

a fad who is obsessed with Taylor and Selena. Can’t write a tweet without calling Taylor “tayble”.

fuckyanext is an obsessed fad

by hi Howard you October 28, 2020

fuckface suit

A lightheartedly disparaging term used by the Criminal in Chief to refer to attorneys in general, especially as he scrounges and scrapes the bottom of the barrel looking for someone to represent him in his fight in a Miami court against the current federal 37-count indictment, hoping all of it is just a minor blip on his legal radar.

Hey buddy, I’ve been looking for at least one high-profile fuckface suit to perform some legal wizardry for me in this fake shitshow of a courtroom, so are you onboard to be the next Roy Cohn?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023