fuckbreast

A spoonerism for "breakfast," mumbled often on hung-over mornings. Sometimes garbled as an alternate pronunciation: "barf-crust."

Bloody mary's my fuckbreast.

by scrotibular June 12, 2021

fuckweasel

A more creative way of insulting someone. Basically, motherfucker but better.

"June is such a fuckweasel."

by edenexxe December 27, 2022

fuckweasel

Somebody who is such a gimp that they could only fuck weasels. And only then if the weasel agreed.

Dan is such a fuckweasel!

by sparky January 27, 2004

fuckmanship

The art ,knowledge and ability to give love to someone. Art of fucking someone properly. Its combination of craft and skills to fuck.

Real gentlemen has mastered fuckmanship.

by Jamaammoja December 4, 2019

fucking-furries-flew-in-from-france-fighting-freaky-fat-fuckheads

HyperDimSergalV2 said this to magnitudemuffin to make him/her look like an idiot.

HyperDimSergalV2 said "fucking-furries-flew-in-from-france-fighting-freaky-fat-fuckheads" to make magnitudemuffin look like an idiot.

by Psuedonymous Bosch November 1, 2015

fuckblanket

An interjection, like "fuck!" used when emphasizing how bad something is; derived from "blanket statement," as in "fuck it all."

A person who brings everybody the fuck down, like some kind of "wet blanket."

A blanket on which one fucks.

"There's impetigo on my balls AND my face...FUCKBLANKET!"

"Can't that shithead stop talking about his stupid fucking impetigo problems while we're trying to fucking eat? What a fuckblanket that guy is."

"It turns out I contracted impetigo from using my roommates' fuckblanket as a towel."

by Faceliftktch May 8, 2009

fuckens

To get or be fucked in a non-sexual way, but especially by something that is completely out of a person's control

"Man, I really had the fuckens put on me there bro!"

"Damn, that judge really slapped the fuckens on me..."

by {KAI}Cannon May 14, 2006