fuck a duck

Definition: to let others know that YOU'RE in control of the situation.

"I'LL fuck this duck, you just hold the tail up".

by LadyDi June 23, 2003

fuck a duck

"fuck a duck" the tune to row your boat.

Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
Screw a Kangaroo.
Finger an Orangutang,
Orgy at the zoo.

by Your Worst Nightmare April 09, 2003

fuck a duck

As used in engineering: A post-disaster exclamation.

"The servo faulted again. Fuck a duck."

Also extreme circumstances:

"This isn't going to work - it hasn't got enough torque. Fuck a fucking duck."

by perisoft January 02, 2004

Fucking and Ducking

A phrase used to describe when a guy has sex with a girl and doesn't call her back.

John fucked Judy. The next day Judy tried to call John and he rejected her phone calls. He didn't see her after that. John's buddy Dave said John was just "Fucking and Ducking"

by 405GUY March 01, 2012

Fucking A Duck

Also known as: Fuckin A Duck/Fuckin The Duck. Means, I'm just kidding, or im pulling your tail. Or a gotcha thing.

You really like ashley?!??!!
Nah I'm just fucking a duck!

by stoneybalogne January 20, 2011

fuck a duck

exclaimation of awe or surprise

-Fuck a duck! Did you see that shot
from mid-court? Swoosh!
-Fuck a duck! You scared the shit outta
me!

by Tobias Foxx May 01, 2003

fuck a duck

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
masturbate with a snake
sunning at the zoo

by NSR April 30, 2003