its that hard donut like thing that your 100 year old ww1 war veterans give you during the holidays thinking you will not smoke or watch tv anymore if you even touch it. seriously this is impossible to bite but it is a godd spare tire thing for your bike.........................................i flush milk down the toilet
"go on, eat my fruitcake" said your old war veteran. "i think ill hit you with it" said you as you threw it and missed him and you started to hunt pacman in your kitchen
by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008
by Babale veeks February 03, 2007
slang term used to describe an unusually densely packed brick of cocaine. Could be mistaken for actual fruitcake (not the gayman)
by M.V.P. December 08, 2008
The product of defecating into a decorative tin and sending it to an unsavory or estranged family member for Christmas.
by Skidmark4 September 14, 2010
A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.
What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?
Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
by Twaggy Smidgekin October 11, 2010
Person 1: She turned all her boyfriends gay.
Person 2: They're all fruitcakes now?
Person 1: Yeah, she's the fruitcake baker or something.
Person 2: They're all fruitcakes now?
Person 1: Yeah, she's the fruitcake baker or something.
by byegye May 25, 2009
a slut who is annoying and uses way to much tanner and has kissed more girls than guys and claims shes straight.
by mhamilton July 02, 2010