double fisting

Expression used to describe somebody at a party, bar or restaurant, holding two drinks, one in each hand. Unlike single fisting, which most people do.

He had to wait too long for the barkeeper to take his order, so he decided to double fist.

That loser, he is now double fisting for half an hour. She will never come back from the restroom.

Can you double fist for me? I have to go and have a smoke.(NYC/CA)

by atlantic March 31, 2004

TSA Frisking

A euphemism used to make airport patrons forget they are being fondled by a security guard. Said to be used to check people for hidden weapons, but we ALL know what they really want to grab.

Geoff: ...I think I've just been molested...

Craig: What?! Why?

Geoff: ...I just got a TSA Frisking...

Craig: Ooooh...

by super ultra sexy spockfish July 23, 2011

fronting

A facade. Appearing one way, but really acting another. Misrepresnting yourself.

Ellen, the same one from Walnut Creek, best not front when she tells me she has something for me!

by The Third Roomate November 26, 2002

I ain't fronting, Holmes

I am in no way misleading you, my friend.

See also: fronting, Holmes

Are you serious?
I ain't fronting, Holmes!

by Watson February 24, 2005

Coke-Bottle Fisting

Coke-Bottle Fisting (CBF) is a sexual technique usually practiced by experienced homosexual partners and includes the following steps:

1. Purchase 1 glass-bottle coke
2. Insert coke bottle into partners ass hole bottom first, leaving neck exposed
3. Pack flaccid penis into open neck of coke bottle
4. Have partner sexually stimulate you in order to achieve an erection.
5. Make the erection grow large enough to shatter the glass bottle inside your partners ass.

I heard that kid from Bryn Mawr is into CBF.

Billy Joel: Hey, I think we´re ready for Coke-Bottle Fisting.
Gary: Are you sure? I hear that can put you in the hospital.
Billy Joel: Only if you do it right.

by Masked Boz June 23, 2010

rainbow chip frosting

a magical treat that is typically eaten on cakes but is simply delicious alone.

i'm really jonesing for some rainbow chip frosting!

by CaitlinMarie November 8, 2007

Corporate Fisting

v. When a corporation screws people - shareholders, employees, other companies - over at an extreme level.

Sue's company sat on stock options under some pretext, then laid off everyone at her location once the stock price had crashed. Then they only gave the minimum severance, and cut out all bonuses. The company does it all the time - it is the corporate fisting champ.

by Seb13 February 5, 2009