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Masturbatory Index File

Is the systematic cataloging of persons of interest for later use as masturbation fantasy fodder. Elaborate indexes can be cross referenced by type of body, hair color, size of breasts ( if applicable ), bi-sexuality, sexual acts you envision them doing etc.

In public it can be referenced as " MI-File " pronounced MY-File
Masturbatory Index File example---"Those two women were so hot I added them to MI-File--and now they are bi-sexual and I'll be seeing them later tonight"
by knight1to1 August 2, 2009
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X-File

1. An X-File is an FBI case designated "unsolved"
2. A case dealing with the Paranormal or unkown
"A X-File has been opened into Aliens"
by pooper agent September 18, 2006
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finger file

1) Finger file is the mental retention of sexually stimulating material to recall while masturbating at a later time. 2) Finger file is the female equivalent of the spank bank for men.
Woman # 1 Did you see that new lifeguard at the beach today? I have never seen more ripped abs in my life.

Woman #2 Yea I'm going to put that in my finger file for later.
by the1realdarkman December 27, 2011
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friberg

A typical perverted young man who enjoys hentai and masturbating during school. He doesn't even clean up and doesn't give a SHIT when the teacher notices him fondling his phallus.
Teacher: "friberg, stop fuckin jacking off"
Friberg: *fap fap fap*
by mystake October 24, 2011
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failest

the art of when someone does something so epically FAIL that they just fail at life.
*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*

Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"

*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.
by supergroup May 11, 2008
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n00b file

Someone's first, saved file on a video game.

Referred to as a "n00b file" because the gamer was most likely a n00b on their first try. of the game.
Also known as "newbie file"
Usually this file isn't deleted. Even after the gamer has beaten it.
>>Guy 1: Hey, should I play this saved file of Zelda?
>>Guy 2: No way, man. That's my n00b file.
by blahyourface December 9, 2008
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filesh

A refference or term used for expressing the act of being/getting fucked.
I'll be at state where the girls are half as smart, and thus twice as likely to filesh me.
by Clarkkkkkky February 8, 2008
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