No Freakin Way

Having an orgy with seven or more people. The No Freakin Way part of this orgy is when one of the participants shit all over another participant. After one shits, the other participants start to gang rape the participant who is covered in feces by ejaculating, shoving jalapeno coins in every orifice possible, and pissing all over their body.

I had all of my friends over for a hangout. When I emptied my ass on Debra, everyone was like No Freakin Way.

by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

for freakin ever

The length of time it takes from the moment a definition is submitted to Urban Dictionary until it actually appears on the site.

Me: Damn man! I sent some really kick ass definitions to Urban Dictionary. How freakin long does it take for them to show up anyway?

You: For freakin ever.

by daverpdx May 4, 2007

lo freakin l

Laughing in a sarcastic way.

-Have you gone to driving school for that speeding ticket yet??

-yeah.. lo freakin l

by krissy2 December 15, 2008

Freaking Awesome

Something that is really awesome that you can't take it that you have to shout and share it out.

"Hey dude this ice cream taste really freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!"

by ☞∞★™④εʌǝર_Ⓖεɴ⊙⊙⊙⊙⊙™☆✪← November 25, 2014

freakin' sweet

Family guy's greatest song. EVER.

"I recognize that tone. Tonight I sleep alone, but still this HOUSE is FREAKIN' SWEEEEEEEEET!"

by Squirrelykins July 2, 2005

freakin flakin bitch

A bitch who flakes on you ; Doesn't do what they said they would

Person A: I asked superman to go to a party but he was a no show.

Person B: He's such a freakin flakin bitch

by lovesexmagic August 9, 2009

Freaking Legend

John Paul Jones, the Scottish-American man who used pirate tactics to destroy British ships during the Revolutionary War.

"Who was John Paul Jones?"
"A Freaking Legend"

by Anonymoose890 July 5, 2021