Pizza...French Fries

In the sking episode of South Park, it was how the kids learned to ski by stopping by forming a pizza shape with his skies and forming two french fries to go faster.

*Going down the hill*
Stan - Pizza...French Fries. Pizza...French Fries.

by Stephen Carboni June 16, 2005

french teacher

a french teacher is always very bitchy and rude. she always favours the "SMARTER" kids. a french teacher always holds you in the classroom after the lunch bell and yells at the students. french teachers are the rudest kinds of teachers

my french teacher is a bitchy women. whos isnt?

by Charlie4939 May 10, 2019

French Hornist

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.

1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?

by PsychoticEyes710 June 29, 2006

French Toast Emergency

When everyone runs to the grocery store and buys milk, eggs, and bread in anticipation of a major winter storm.

Person A: Did you hear about that snow coming tomorrow?
Person B: Yeah, the weather channel has declared a French Toast Emergency, I'm going to the market right now!

by avfjhawen February 20, 2011

french loaf

When your shit log is so long that it looks like a long loaf of French bread.

"Man, my shit was so long that it looked like a French loaf!"

by Merlin1986 July 25, 2016

French hello

It's just a blow job.

Guy #1: I didn't even get to take her on a date before she gave me a French hello.
Guy #2: OHHHH! NICE.

by ASSANDTITTIES69 April 21, 2017

Pajot le french

A disgusting grimy little cheese-eating sister-sniffing rodent. Sleeps with demi-baguettes in his anus. 11 centimetre wide choad, used primarily against his sister to push her out of the race to the shower, but will let her in eventually, and make up. Can sniff cheese from up to a continent away. Also racist

Ugh I got a huge wedge of brie stuck in my anus, if only there was something to help me
Flying in from the sewers under Paris, Pajot le french is here

by Brodychoad November 13, 2020