A game show where it always seems the contestants they pick make ridiculous mistakes, and you wish that you were lucky enough to have a chance to make thousands just by saying your ABCs and spinning a big wheel.
Aaah Wheel of Fortune... or is it Wheel of Misfortune? In any case, the chances of getting onto this show are so miniscule that it's almost ridiculous.
by Adel7 November 30, 2007
by evii October 19, 2004
A soldier or actual civilian that is hired by private sources to do the "dirty work" for others who are too scared or skillfully lacking to do it themselves... other terms are Mercenary, Dog of War and Pawn. You remember the game Metal Gear Solid? ...well Solid Snake was a Soldier of Fortune, so if you remember what the story was about, you'll find out exactly what a Soldier of Fortune does. They are also kept top secret and thier existance is denied and all records of them of everything they've ever done gets destroyed, because what they go out to do, they hardly ever come back because they generally have nothing to lose.
Private miller: oh man! last night on watch, I saw a man dressed in military uniform stalking alone in the middle of the jungle! He was all alone and his uniform didn't look like any army i'v seen before... he killed one of our look outs without any of us knowing, he must have been so skilled and quiet to get away with that!
Colonel Hemmel: Holy shit! We got ourselves a Soldier of Fortune on our hands!
Colonel Hemmel: Holy shit! We got ourselves a Soldier of Fortune on our hands!
by hotdoggy October 15, 2006
A game played by western sydney people where they hang a bag of goon off the washing line aka hillshoist then everyone stands around it and spins it and whoever it stops in front if has to drink the goon for 5 seconds.
by Anthony1 February 1, 2007
A wierd looking, but somehow tasty, snack u get at a chinese resturaunt after ur meal, that whatever it says on there, you should add "in bed" at the very end of it
me:"hey mom, whats your fortune cookie say?"
mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)
mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)
by Ryuman757 May 18, 2008
I have a stripper's fortune in my back pocket
by Avarix January 16, 2009
A small, crisp cookie served as a desert at "Chinese" Restaurants in America. It has a slip of paper on the inside with a quote, pertaining to your life, regarding life itself. The quotes tend to be very cheesy.
Fortune cookies were first invented in San Francisco, California in the early 1900's, and thus have very few true Asian roots.
Fortune cookies were first invented in San Francisco, California in the early 1900's, and thus have very few true Asian roots.
by AtillaTheHunWasMongolian December 31, 2011