When you are fortunate enough to have that slant eye verticle slit sitting on your face or really fortunate when you are sticking it to the slant eye slit.
Last night I took out this hot chink chick for dinner and afterwards she brought me back to her place and gave me her fortune nookie for desert :)
by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 7, 2010
fortune cootchie
A 'cootchie', or vagina, in which is found large sums of cash. It has become this way either because the woman is a stripper, or because of some sort of sick fetish involving dollar bills and/or gold ingots. Also used to describe a woman of execptional beauty.
This term is a play on words derived from 'fortune cookie', the small cookies given away free at chinese restaurants that contain a 'fortune', a prediction of good luck or a small proverb.
A 'cootchie', or vagina, in which is found large sums of cash. It has become this way either because the woman is a stripper, or because of some sort of sick fetish involving dollar bills and/or gold ingots. Also used to describe a woman of execptional beauty.
This term is a play on words derived from 'fortune cookie', the small cookies given away free at chinese restaurants that contain a 'fortune', a prediction of good luck or a small proverb.
"That bitch got fortune cootchie!" the shopping-cart-pushing man called out as the well endowed woman walked past.
The stripper said to Dave: "Crack open my fortune cootchie and see what suprise is waiting inside".
"You want see fortune cootchie?" the prostitute asked in broken english.
The stripper said to Dave: "Crack open my fortune cootchie and see what suprise is waiting inside".
"You want see fortune cootchie?" the prostitute asked in broken english.
by Wayhard January 15, 2008
Vomiting or throwing up. The term is used most commonly in eating competitions, almost always resulting in disqualification for the contestant. Rarely used in everyday conversation because its easier and more fun to say puke.
Most of the fat contestants suffered a reversal of fortune trying to keep up with the skinny Japanese guy.
by stevenc925 November 24, 2005
by Toimitus May 5, 2003
A con-man who TELLS you b**ls**t advice/predictions and charges a FORTUNE for said "divine rvelations"/
Harry Houdini had little patience or respect for so-called fortune tellers, and he was able to expose the vast majority of them as nothing but frauds and humbugs.
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
Friend 1: Dude! You need to break open that fortune cookie before you eat it!
Friend 2: Don't worry, I'm fortune shitting it.
Friend 1: Oh, well its gonna be a shitty fortune then.
Friend 2: Don't worry, I'm fortune shitting it.
Friend 1: Oh, well its gonna be a shitty fortune then.
by MagnificationMan July 13, 2013
An Asian girl's pussy.
by P. Galore January 23, 2004