Foon

A foon is a new way of saying fanny
Oi,you big fat foon
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Foon

A foon is a new word for a fanny
Oi ,you big fat foon
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foon

a synonym for spork that sounds retarded
Person 1: Hey dude could you pass the plastic foons?
Person 2: Wtf?
by @prezbez on twitter August 29, 2020
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foon

(verb) fōōn

The subtle art of spooning with your feet.
It was too hot to sleep next to each other, we chose to foon instead.
by tosieover September 26, 2019
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Foon

The setting of the legendary podcast "Hello From the Magic Tavern."

do yourself a favor and listen to it.
I am a resident of Foon, and my name is

USIDORE
WIZARD OF THE 12TH

REALM OF EPHYSIYIES

MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW

MANIPULATOR OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS

DEVOURER OF CHAOS

CHAMPION OF THE GREAT HALLS

OF TERR'AKKAS

THE ELVES KNOW ME AS

FI'ANG YALOK

THE DWARES KNOW ME AS

ZOENEN HOOGSTANDJES

I AM KNOWN IN THE NORTHEAST AS

GAISMUENAS MEISTAR

AND THERE MAY BE OTHER SECRET NAMES YOU

DO

NOT

EVEN

KNOW!
by blorp'iaf November 25, 2019
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foon

The correct way of saying the s-word (spork). A foon is a cross between a fork and a spoon, commonly used at parties or

school cafeterias
"Please pass the foon, Johnny!"
by Lockesthenes October 21, 2018
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Instead of a spork, it’s a foon. Sporks ain’t shit like what even is that
It’s a fork and a spoon mixed together to create “foon” much better than spork
by Better than sporks November 04, 2021
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