Sex position where the woman's legs are on top of the man's shoulders - in missionary- and he comes into you nice, and hard.
Woman: oh baby, harder...harder!- let's do the folded lawnchair
Man: Ohhh yeeeah - Bring those legs up more baby , your thighs are so soft
Man: Ohhh yeeeah - Bring those legs up more baby , your thighs are so soft
by likeitbig24 September 8, 2011
Get the Folded Lawnchair mug.He had sworn to never let his self sufficient adult children move back into his house, but when his 24 year old pregnant daughter showed up crying on his doorstep with nowhere else to go, the poor man folded like a cheap suit and welcomed her in.
by Judy Mitchell June 11, 2008
Get the folded like a cheap suit mug.by Jeremygoose October 24, 2020
Get the foodementary mug.An offensive move in foosball. When a defender is trying to clear the ball, your offensive 3-man rod deflects the ball back into the victim's own net. A.K.A. "Jedi-ed" because of the psychic skill it takes.
Foosing your opponent earns you the right to call your opponent a girl's name (e.g. buttercup, doris, pocahontas)
Foosing your opponent earns you the right to call your opponent a girl's name (e.g. buttercup, doris, pocahontas)
by James T February 13, 2005
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Get the flat-footed mug.A first order ordinary differential equation - that is, an equation that relates a function of one variable and it's first derivative in some way.
"Why Elwood, how do I find the solution to dy/dx = y/x?"
"Well that's a simple matter, Eleanor, though I know not why a woman such as yourself would have an interest in maths. That is an example of a separable first order ordinary differential equation, or separable FOODE. Rearrange to get (1/y)dy = (1/x)dx, and integrate both sides to get lny = lnx + c. You may then solve for y, yielding y = xexp(c), where c is an arbitrary constant of integration. Noting exp(c) is itself an arbitrary constant, you may simplify to y = kx. So dy/dx in that differential equation is the derivative of any straight line that passes through the origin."
"Gadzooks! It is far more elementary than I at first had imagined. Now let us get in this motor coach and ride blissfully towards the sunset."
"Well that's a simple matter, Eleanor, though I know not why a woman such as yourself would have an interest in maths. That is an example of a separable first order ordinary differential equation, or separable FOODE. Rearrange to get (1/y)dy = (1/x)dx, and integrate both sides to get lny = lnx + c. You may then solve for y, yielding y = xexp(c), where c is an arbitrary constant of integration. Noting exp(c) is itself an arbitrary constant, you may simplify to y = kx. So dy/dx in that differential equation is the derivative of any straight line that passes through the origin."
"Gadzooks! It is far more elementary than I at first had imagined. Now let us get in this motor coach and ride blissfully towards the sunset."
by Ancestral January 8, 2010
Get the foode mug.Daughter (sobbing): "Daddy, I accidentally pooped in my pants when I tried to fart, I'm sorry"
Daddy: (how do I say it's ok that she sharted?) "It's ok honey, you just FOOPED. It happens to a lot of people."
Daddy: (how do I say it's ok that she sharted?) "It's ok honey, you just FOOPED. It happens to a lot of people."
by medicJT794 February 8, 2010
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