Foley Measure

1) A drink in a pint glass which consists of half a pint of spirits and half a pint of mixer (possibly counting cider as a mixer).

2) A measure of how far in a woman's G-spot is.

1) "Woah, that tank over there has got a Foley Measure!"
2) "GINA'S G-SPOT is 8 INCHES IN!"

by tudor h March 26, 2011

Tom Foley

A Republican member of Congress from Florida that was forced to resign when it became known that he was a pedophile.

"It's vile. It's more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction." - Rep. Mark Foley, R-Florida, 1998.

Also, see the word hypocrite.

Tom Foley, at last report, was sharing a cell with NMBLA pin-up star Dick Harden.

by youradhere September 23, 2008

Foley Alabama

Foley is a small ghetto redneck town in the ass crack of Alabama. It’s well known for its crack heads, Yee Yee Bubba’s and thots. You can go to the local foley Walmart and find as many Mexicans as you need. You can also go to the local sonic or foosackly’s and find all your local nephsons Foley people love to get shit faced at weekend bon fires. All your local Foley fuckboys drive clapped out shit boxes. And don’t even get me started on the Trok sluts. Baldwin county pigs love to pull everyone over for anything and everything. Sometimes you can find roberstdale rednecks there too. Foley is not somewhere you wanna live.

Oh your from Foley Alabama? I’m sorry.

by Yee haw cowboy December 11, 2018

Foley Holey

When you fuck a kid named Michael in his shit hole and he whimpers like a dog.

I am going to foley holey that kid.

by Dookiepoopy November 16, 2021

Maya Foley

Maya Foley is a queen and she does dance and soccer

Omg is Maya Foley cool
yes she is

by anonymous1763 July 20, 2021

Dirty Foley

Congressional sexual speak via IM

Vote Dirty Foley for congress!

by CrowFace October 8, 2006

mark foley

V. or N.
When someone bends down to pick something up from under a chair that someone else is sitting in. Especially prevalent with guys because girls excuse each other for the act.

The person who is mark foleying may be adressed as Mark Foley in the following example:

*Bob bends down to pick up a pencil that has rolled under Ben's chair.*
Ben: HEY, Mark Foley, watch it there!

by colonel cheesemonkey June 15, 2007