Penis Flytrap

When you don’t have access to showering/bathing for several days and the stench from your penis is enough to attract flys. With the foreskin pulled back, you can then attract a fly victim, once it lands on the stinky penis head, you can then retract the penis foreskin and in the process, effectively trapping a fly!
I haven’t shower showered in days, my penis stinks so bad I could use it as a Penis Flytrap!
by Yeahnahyeahmayte November 17, 2023
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Vagenus Flytrap

A vagina that is fully shaven, except for the edges of the lips.
Person 1: was it good?

Person 2: nah dude she had a vagenus flytrap
by Champion Gungus February 1, 2022
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Flytrap

A long-form response post or comment made in a Q&A scenario, which feigns genuine interest in answering the OP’s question or solving their plight in the first paragraph or two, but reveals the commenter’s ulterior motive upon further reading.

This motive could involve trying to convert the OP to the commenter’s religion, pushing political propaganda, pushing a sweeping lifestyle change like minimalism or veganism, attempted cult or MLM recruitment, or advertising a product or service.

It can also be a convoluted form of trolling, in which the flytrapper’s goal is to waste the OP’s time, give a false sense of security, then try to make them feel shame or embarrassment for asking the question in the first place.
Person A: Do you still use Quora?

Person B: Hell no, that place if full of flytrappers. Last post I made on there, I asked for advice on how to move on from my grandpa’s death. Everyone’s response looked like they were gonna help me with the mourning process, but then either tried to convert me to Christianity, Buddhism, or tried to sell me books or get me to sign up for websites that looked cult-y.
by Shoobies898 May 20, 2025
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Penis Flytrap

A V-neck shirt with four buttons down, generally worn by closet homosexuals as a mating signal.
A: I’m not sure whether he’s gay or not.
B: Dude look at him. He’s wearing a penis flytrap.
by NERDFIGHTER53 March 14, 2018
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