flossing your pubes

An expression made when you want to say "I'm just yanking your chain" but you have poo social skills so instead you say "I'm just flossing your pubes". When you're too much of a baller-ass vagojo slayer to just say some simple shit like "I'm just busting your chops" so you say "I'm just flossing your pubes" cause you fuck bitches til they die.

When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.

Example: I told my friend I was just flossing his pubes, after pulling a prank on him after I Alaskan Piplined his hot wife.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.

by sloppyjoesonthesehoes February 20, 2017

anal flossing

the act of giving someone a particularly aggressive wedgy which causes ones pants to make a sharp asscent into the anal ridge, piercing the rectum with alarming speed yet a certain air of grace, and causing a large amount of pain.

adriano was anal flossing cara, who responded by screaming in pain :-(((

by bumbletrump October 7, 2016

Steady Flossin'

Showing off with your expensive car, jewelry etc. on a regular basis.

Shit man, look at this nigga's whip! That's some mad dough right there! He be steady flossin'!

by Long Biscuits October 27, 2012

Flossin'

1. Showing off your whip, grill,ICE, jewelery, etc
2. A hygiene thing that nobody does
3. A song by Mike Jones

1. I stay flossin' in that candy paint, blowin dank
2. noone flosses dude
3. See Example 1

by lil' pimpin' June 20, 2006

Flossie

a chick who is very cute, Hot babe, Milf. Whatever just as long as they are cute.

Damn yo that flossie wants to give me domerz.

by Shasta May 24, 2006

flossin

To present oneself in the most attractive (and perhaps most ostentatious) possible manner. Typically entails driving a convertible, sporting jewelry, wearing fashionable clothing, and properly grooming oneself (i.e. one may go to such an extreme as to practice a rarely witnessed form of dental hygiene).

Check this out:
The sun went down when I hit Slausson,
On my way to the strip, now I’m just flossin,

…Rolling in my six-fo, with everybody saying…

by ZStrizzel March 17, 2008

Straight Flossin

Used to describe something or someone that is of particularly high quality or ability.

"That shirt be Straight Flossin, Lee John" or "Tin Man be Straight Flossin at B-Ball"

by The Huggy Bear July 20, 2006