An incontinent man posing as a woman, who stalks his prey online by shitting himself and then using that fecal matter on his keyboard
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Someone who plays Fortnite everyday and snorts gfuel while also getting no BITCHES
With no social life out of Fortnite whatsoever
With no social life out of Fortnite whatsoever
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Get the Fortard mug.A different version of fucktard . Only you can get away with this on Facebook as it's not such bad language but still means. Fucking retard
by Low rider August 30, 2023
Get the fooktardia mug.1. Noun: The state of Florida's actual name representing its current state of the population and its lack of properly functioning neurons. Best represented by current governor Ron DeSantis.
2. Noun: A standard resident of Florida, most likely born there and having lifelong damage from Florida exposure. Probably can't count to 7 without looking at their cell phone, definitely doesn't have more than 7 teeth, might look like and island boy.
2. Noun: A standard resident of Florida, most likely born there and having lifelong damage from Florida exposure. Probably can't count to 7 without looking at their cell phone, definitely doesn't have more than 7 teeth, might look like and island boy.
I was just in Floritard Walmart and I swear the Floritards are multiplying faster than rabbits.
Did you see that Floritard eating paint chips off the wall?
Do you think that Floritard has 3 neurons firing at the same time while he's licking that window?
Did you see that Floritard eating paint chips off the wall?
Do you think that Floritard has 3 neurons firing at the same time while he's licking that window?
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