whatever floats your boat

A term used to say, "I'm glad that makes you happy, even though I don't get it myself."

Comes from the term "man in the boat" referring to the clitoris and the female genitalia. So, if your boat is floating, you are quite happy.

1: I love eating pigs feet, they sure are tasty.

2: That sounds nasty, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

by The man in the boat June 9, 2005

Floatulent

1) The escape of air from one's swimsuit while underwater, making a fart-like noise.

2) The bubble that appears in one's swimsuit after they emerge themselves underwater.

His swimsuit became floatulent as he sank into the water, creating a donut like ring of air in his swimtrunks.

by Red Smithery February 20, 2014

Floats the boat in your river

What gets a girl wet and creates a flow of vaginal discharge; enough to float a boat.

You have some weird fetishes but whatever floats the boat in your river

by Billam7 January 25, 2020

Floatsexual

A sexuality in which you are attracted only to good anime openings.

Friend: “Wtf Jin, did you just bust all over my sofa!?!?”

Jin: “Im sorry bro.. that JJK opening hit a little too different... I think i might be floatsexual.”

by tyjin March 9, 2022

She floats through the room on a big balloon

You are probably high and need to burn the hell out of the drugs you’re on. She’s floating on her tits.

She floats through the room on a big balloon and it’s terrifying.

by Justtrynaeducate April 16, 2020

flatusense

The innate ability to sniff out a fart before anyone else.

Don't drop one here. With her flatusense she'll be sure to notice.

by Mozart February 3, 2004

flotus000

the coolest person ever

wow i just saw the coolest person EVER
you mean flotus000?
yes!

by Bountyhunter21 June 23, 2021