explosive flatulence

a fart so loud and volatile that the stench you just made makes cow shit smell like roses

DUDE!! Whats up with your explosive flatule---(deathly gasp)

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

flatulent

Another word for being gassy

"I've been really flatulent last night. Don't go near my bed..."

by Tender Taps May 20, 2016

verbal flatulence

Someone who is so full of shit that every time they speak a fart comes out.

Your verbal flatulence is fowling the room

by Greg Toland August 20, 2017

Pope Lucas the Flocculent

a potentially powerful leader, pending arrival in the United States, Pope Lucas the Flocculent accepts followers of every race and creed to His presence. Never to be confused with the leaders of the Roman Catholic Church, Pope Lucas touts efficiency above all things. Pope Lucas the Flocculent is proficient in a German specialty performance known as the Kerzentrick.

Behold, His shining radiance, Pope Lucas the Flocculent, is among us!

by darwinthehedonist November 27, 2007

Chronic Cranial Flatulence (CCF)

Main symptom of advanced stage of LPOD.
Characterized by increasing inability to form coherent thoughts or communicate effectively, resulting in uncontrolable urge to attack conservatives with mobian logic, pies, and condiments.

DNC, House & Senate Democrat roster, Klintonistas.....

by Milo Mindbender May 6, 2005

Flatulence

The emission of gas from the anus

She sure does have alot of flatulence

by Your Dude 67 January 27, 2019

Cranial Flatulence

When a person wants to make an excuse for his or her stupidity, but wants to make others laugh in the process, so as to take attention away from his or her own dumbass behavior. And, if you're apologizing for your own cranial flatulence (similar to a brain fart), and the person you're speaking to doesn't understand the terminology, you can (temporarily, at least) feel better about your own level of intelligence.

Dude: Wanna come drink with me this weekend?
Chick: Duh...I'm gonna be in New York!
Dude: Oh yeah...sorry...cranial flatulence!
Chick: What???
Dude: Never mind...you wouldn't understand (Secretly feels much better about himself).

by Pipsqueakier May 15, 2006