flimptie

the hero in a children's fairy story, who saves
Flimptieland from the evil Zurtledurks with the aid of the good fairy Tumshee, the love of his life.

A Flimptie is a fearless thing
He’ll dragons slay and treasures bring.
He’s fleet of foot and soft of heart
And from him Tumshees never part
Is he real, or just a dream?
He’s flesh and bone so it would seem.
Or does he dwell in a secret place
Where no one ever sees his face?

by Susie Percival April 28, 2008

flimple

a fat an ugly pimple.

ewwww caro!! is that a flimple!? grosss.

by guidette(: January 18, 2010

flumph

To feel tired and morbid amongst other depressed emotions. Usually used to summaries a shitty day.

"Hey Greg how was your day?"
"Fucking flumph leave me alone yer fanny"

by usmanisabitch August 31, 2019

Flimp

Mix of the words floppy and limp. Generally used to describe people with severe paralysis.

"Do you see that guy flimping around in his wheelchair?"

by DustyBuns January 31, 2020

Flimp

Simp for the Art of Cinema, someone who would give their life for movies.

“Man, we love movies so much.”

“I know, right? Especially the good ones. We are such Flimps.”

by Space Godzilla April 15, 2020

FLIMP

A fat dick that's going limp so it's actually not as fat anymore

My chick hates when I'm in FLIMP mode.

by JJ Der-B December 28, 2020

Flimhauser

A Flimhauser is a male by the coastal beaches who is caucasian, wears baggy dumb shants, whiffle trucker low brow surf shop hats, lame tilly's or surf shop dumber shirts, and is a wealthier husky bro douche adult. This archetype spawns flimhauser garbed dumb young women, wives especially, and children unfortunately. They are known to party more than an overprotective christian parent, but they bring the IQ and ability level down with their non smug or connoisseur embellishment of a wealthier life.

Flimhausers have a German good reputation in writing (hauser), but it's a dumb bro smash mouth stomp it down dumby. Wives who have surf shop whiffle trucker hats are what you check out and loose need to do Parisian achievement. To fit in jus succumb.

by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS September 10, 2021