stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.

delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...

by mylove2011 December 20, 2010

Fanny flutters

In case you didn't know, fanny flutter is the slight tingling sensation a person with a vagina will get down below when they see someone they have a sexual attraction to. The tingling sensation could range from contractions in the vagina to actually feeling like you're going to have an orgasm. The feelings might suggest that they have sexual chemistry with the other person, or want to have sex with them.

When he walks into the room I get fanny flutters every time

by Redrider72 August 13, 2022

fatters

extremely large titties

Greg's mom has huge fatters.

by MrJoshua October 27, 2005

flattergasted

A feeling evoked by an extremely pleasant surprise. That is, the simultaneous feeling of being flattered and flabbergasted.

"Today I was told that I was sexy. A hobo told me this. I was flattergasted."

by Slick Rick Bacon May 9, 2005

flatter patty

When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.

My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

Flatter Fest

To complement someone multiple times over a short period of time.

Alice: "I love your boots, Kate. And those tights."
Sally: "And your green coat is very cute!"
Kate: "Wow, this is such a flatter fest."

by casp82 January 27, 2009

fluterus

a word that rhymes with uterus and is therefore very useful in very classy high-toned poetry suitable for the upper classes of any society except the Afghans.

A funny old gal in a burka
Took another day off from worka,
From the old town of Fluterus
She had filled up her uterus,
With the son of a Taliban jerka!

by Marlen Flutnik January 2, 2008