Flaschenwichser

German word for a person who wanks with a bottle. Can be used to either a male or a female.

pronounced like "flash en vixer"

She's a real flaschenwichser

by soapytitwank October 2, 2008

Flatching

kind of like felching except you suck so hard your face turns blue

I was flatching ray's asshole last night and i burst a blood vessel.

by pierre jay February 10, 2009

flinch hax

In a Pokemon game, the opponent has a flinch-inducing move, and your Pokemon keeps flinching. Can sometimes be the other way around. Much more frustrating if you are in a Nuzlocke Challenge. Moves include many Dark type moves, and a few Ghost type and Normal type. Stomp, Body Slam, Astonish, Bite, Crunch...

Wild Meowth used Bite!
Charmeleon flinched!
Wild Meowth used Bite!
Charmeleon flinched!
Wild Meowth used Bite!
Charmeleon flinched!
Used a Super Potion!
Wild Meowth used Pay Day!
Wild Meowth used Bite!
Critical hit!
Charmeleon flinched!
Charmeleon fainted!
You: OH COME ON! Flinch hax! I'm calling flinch hax! *resets game*

by Felyre95 September 14, 2010

FRANCHESCA

A beautiful woman with deep dark hypnotizing eyes and a curvy body that stands about 5'4". She has the power to possess you with a single flip of her curly brown hair. She lives in her daydreams, caters to everyone before herself, and loves rainbow sprinkles. She has a huge attitude problem that she adamantly denies. She spends way too much money, loves pickles, hates coffee, and has an obsession with monkeys. Always takes great pride in her appearance. She believes leggings are pants. It takes a lot to make her angry. Flowers are her favorite. So are strawberries. She never turns down a 4 am video chat, a chance to go dancing, or a chicken quesadilla.

While she has no ability to whisper whatsoever, you'll never grow tired of watching her lips move when she tries.

Franchesca believes that leggings are pants.

by rosi3th3cat October 2, 2017

Franchise Sized Fuckup

Simply put, an unecessary mistake, which stemmed from a smaller problem, which didn't get resolved. As a result the issue got a lot bigger.

The term Franchise is used as the goal of many small businesses is to become well established, with a solid foundation and processes, which will enable them to Franchise out. This enables a small business to become a larger business.

Father: Do you take the car in to get repaired yesterday like I asked you?
Son: Umm, no. I forgot. What's the big deal?
Father: The big deal is, I need to pick your mother up from the airport in an hour and god knows whether I'm going to get there and back in one piece... this is a Franchise Sized Fuckup!

by buckonz October 18, 2008

Franchesca

Most amazing girl. Beautiful. Smart. Sensitive. Loving. Loveable. Fuckable. She's has brown hair. The nicest voice and she'll always be there for you. Ability to push everything behind her. Unforggeting. Unforgettable.

"Franchesca. I love you. If you read this your all I could ever dream for. I'm sorry I messed things up"-Adam

by @dumbassredneck_ April 22, 2016

Franchise-Ghetto

A cluster of at least a half-dozen nationally recognized chain eateries, hotels and retail stores. They are located in suburban areas and in rural regions at the crossings of two or more major highways. Franchise-ghettos thrive in areas of low population density that have heavy motor vehicle traffic. They generate lots of revenue but sap local communities of originality and commercial diversity, giving thousands of American communities a bland sense of sameness.

The "Goodman Rd @ I-55 Corridor" is a massive franchise-ghetto located in the suburban Memphis cities of Southaven & Horn Lake. This area of only one square-mile features an Applebee's, Arby's, Baskin Robbins, Best Western, Buffalo Wild Wings, Burger King, Chick-Fil-A, Chuck E Cheese's, Courtyard By Marriot, Cracker Barrel, Crystal's Hamburgers, Drury Inn, Dunkin Donuts, Edible Arrangements, Firehouse Subs, Five Guys Burgers, Golden Corral, Hampton Inn, Hardee's, Hilton Garden Inn, Holiday Inn Express, Home2 Suites, IHOP, KFC, Logan's Roadhouse, Longhorn Steakhouse, McDonald's (x2), Motel 6, O'Charley's, Olive Garden, On The Border, Outback Steakhouse, Popeye's Chicken, Red Lobster, Residence Inn, Sonic, Starbuck's (x2), Steak 'n Shake, Subway (x2), Taco Bell, TGI Friday's and Wendy's.

by LeighRay November 6, 2017