Flaky pie crust

Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems

Yo she a flaky pie crust

by Whitepickuptruck November 27, 2019

Flaky

Flakey is a person who will on multiple occasions make promises to come see you, but on the day won't show up and will have all the excuses under the sun... or just one, the same one they use everytime.

"Emma is such a flaky cunt, another week she has promised to come down, but how convenient, her car has broken down AGAIN"

by Mentalityx June 6, 2023

flaky popsicle

When you roll your dick in Cheeto dust and then get deep throated.

Sorry I can’t make it this weekend, my girlfriend and I are going to perform a flaky popsicle.

by _frodoFaggie September 28, 2017

Flaky Crustacea

A bogey, dried mucus

I picked my nose and pulled out a right flaky crustacea

by Gizslutski May 18, 2017

Forskin flakies

The dried reminisce of a mans seman usualy found on the facial area.

Hey girl time to go work, an wipe the forskin flakies off your eyebrows.

by R-4-L Prather April 24, 2018

Flaky ass

When you don't wipe your ass for 2 days your anus will get flaky!

David - "playing video game"
Mom - boi you haven't got up in 2 days! Go wipe your flaky ass!
David - its not a phase mom!

by Scoot104 April 24, 2019