Fladido

It's like a dorrito with flour on top, and then they deep chizzle it.

Y'all think you can hook me up with a Fladido?

No sir.

This a ma'am.

by theoriginals June 29, 2011

flaccid sword fight

When two older men with E.D. have a sexual encounter.

Doug and Murph are having a flaccid sword fight. Yuck!

by Jdmac4 December 30, 2015

Flaccid Couple

The opposite of a "power couple." Flaccid Couples are weakened by their relationship status, and continuously becomes worse at activities they used to excel at. Their relationships drains them of their skills, leaving them flaccid and powerless.

Bro 1: Old Jen used to be great at fantasy football, but she's really tanking this year.

Bro 2: Well she's been dating Josh for a while now, they must be a Flaccid Couple.

Both Bros: (weep for their friends)

by DaveInchi October 23, 2014

Don't leave me flaccid

1. A request made to continue pleasuring a man's genitalia.
2. To stop in the middle of a story

1. I haven't cum yet! Come on, don't leave me flaccid!
2. And then.... what!? You can't stop like that, don't leave me flaccid!!!

by MasonLeButton July 22, 2017

flaids

1. A disease caught from a friend who's surname is Fletcher.

2. Fletcher aids.

I wouldn't drink that water if I were you, I've got flaids.
We went to Edinburgh and all got flaids.

by Maximator June 29, 2011

flaccid ejaculation

When your penis does not have enough time to get hard...it goes straight to ejaculation. Usually used when in intense excitement.

I just had a flaccid ejaculation when Kelly Kelly walked by.

by Gayelephant August 4, 2008

Flaccidgasm

The complete and utter opposite of an orgasm, in which one's erect penis becomes completely flaccid and limp. Often used as an exclamation of surprise and disgust at something completely un-arousing.

Guy 1-"Dude did you see Julie last night at the club?"
Guy 2-"That fat bitch? You're into her? FLACCIDGASM!"

by TheSophistrator April 14, 2010