firemans hose

To properly pull off a firemans hose you must first have sex with a woman, and when you are about to ejaculate you pull out and let a little drool run onto her back. When she proceeds to turn over you blow your load all over her face and or chest.

Dude last night i totally firemans hose (d) this chick, it was all over!

by Antreox May 17, 2011

Missouri Fireman

A sex act where you take off your pants. You then proceed to squat down and shit all over your marriage.

John: Did you here that about poor Rick?
Gary: Yeah I heard Vanessa gave him the old Missouri Fireman.

by da5id November 23, 2016

beat the fireman

to jerk off or masterbate

I'm going home to beat the firemaninto submission.
I'm so horny today,I'm going to punch the clownlike he owes me money.

by J0esm0mma April 14, 2008

Firemans Cap

The tip of a penis, looks like a firemans cap.

I was washing my car. As my firemans cap rubbed against it, my hiding serpent came out to say hi.

by BobbyRayJones February 20, 2010

Fireman Fist

Verb. Sexual act.

To pick someone up with your fist in their vagina or ass and to then throw them over your shoulder in a fireman carry.

I begged my boyfriend to fireman fist me until he did. Then I begged him to stop.

by zorro-and-hunnybun May 10, 2019

Fireman's helmet

a penis head. It resembles a fireman's helmet when turned to the side.

I showed my friend my fat fireman's helmet! It was bigger than his!

by Joe71444 January 19, 2011

Friendly Fireman

when having sex doggy style you pull out your lighter and light the girls ass hair on fire. your then pull out and blow your load on the fire.

man i showed julie how i'm a friendly fireman and she complained about chaifing all day

by tony b vanmeerin November 29, 2004