Finlay

If you’re called finlay you have a massive dong. I mean huuge. I could level skyscrapers.

Some Lassie: Aye that boy Finlay has a double decker fanny wrecker. I couldn’t walk for 3 weeks
Other Lassie: Aye you can see that massive bulge

by SuckMaChode January 20, 2019

Finland

An awesome country located in the north of Europe, wedged between Russia and Sweden, and tends to experience particularly cold winters. Finland is also known as 'The Land of a Thousand Lakes', due to much of the country being lakes. The main tongue of the country is Finnish (surprisingly enough), but a minority also speak Swedish. The country's capital is Helsinki (located in the south of Finland). The country is well known for a variety of things, including but not limited to: fucking amazing metal bands (such as Mors Principium Est, Amorphis, Wintersun, Kalmah, Norther, Apocalyptica, Children Of Bodom, Ajattara, Turisas, Ensiferum, Omnium Gatherum, Insomnium + loads more), rally drivers, ice hockey players, alcoholic beverages (such as 'Finlandia' Vodka), and locals tending to have the ability to down just about anything alcoholic with ease.
All Finnish people I have spoken to have been generally awesome, laid-back, hilarious metal heads. They also tell me Finnish beer is awesome, I have yet to try some.

Finland is the place you want to be.

by HollyGodarkly April 2, 2008

Finlay

Finlay is a beautiful boy who is the kindest man on planet earth. He is usually tall, athletic, tan, and has a passion for music, partying, and doing things of illegal nature. All the girls and boys follow Finlay everywhere as he is quite popular and has a charming personality. Girls fall in love with Finlay after seeing him once, and tend to chase after him without him even knowing. He is respectful, kind, and charming, but also very dirty minded and slightly horny. If you ever fall in love with a Finlay, never let him go. He will give you all his love and treat you like royalty.

“Finlay just took all my socks and used them to ejaculate in!”

by eliza.hardlay February 19, 2019

Finlaysoned

To investigate thoroughly on the internet.

John decided it was time for a new tv, prior to his purchase, he finlaysoned meticulously to find the best price.

by Bea Rigz March 1, 2009

Finlay

Absolute perfection. Finlay is everything you want in a man and more. Finlay has abs carved by angels and a penis like a sledge hammer, Finlay Is a god on earth and both men and women alike drop to the floor and bow in his great presence, Finlay has an insatiable hunger for women with thick thighs and enormous arses, he is not to fussed about breast size , Finlay brings the best out in all who are around him and emits sexual tension with whatever woman he talks to, anybody would be lucky to have Finlay, however although he has a passion for women of a larger lower frame , Finlay has one true love whom he will never get over and will always love although She likes him back been feelings are just not the same, Finlay will never admit his feeling so for this girl to anybody other than her and always plays it cool as if she’s chasing him and not the other Way around when he talks to his friends, but make no mistake Finlay has Lots of Love to give and is prepared to give it. Finlay is a true work of art.

Did you see that Finlay! OMG If I got with him, he wouldn’t Be leaving my side, that sexy bastard.

by HappyDic1 June 15, 2018

Finley

A person who loves dragonball xenoverse 2.
Likes to kidnap kids and fees them roast beef with lettuce

"I heard there is a Finley going around"

"Really oh that's scary"

by Heyvsaucemicahlhere123 June 30, 2019

finland

The land of the Finns. It's very very cold and dark practically all day in the winter. But it can get pretty hot in the summer. Like today...
Everyone is blond and blue eyed and pretty quiet, but they're nice. Finnish is an impossible language that sounds like ducks quacking at first...

After the the awful winter I spent in Finland, I was surprised by the beutiful summer and midnight sun!

by Lolie Judan July 26, 2006