jesus fingers

The ability to play a guitar with great skill.

The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.

“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile

Ryan Hall just busted out some amazing licks in front of the Cathedral in Santiago. Man that guy has got some Jesus Fingers.

by DC Derailleurs October 6, 2019

9 fingers up

holding up 9 fingers in a photo means you enjoy and are comforted by the presence of partially naked men.

Wow, Finlay has 9 fingers up, he must be in the vicinity of big buff partially naked men, and he's enjoying it.

by FWmonke July 3, 2022

4 fingers up

You are loyal and deep in love w one person

I hold 4 fingers up because i loyal to my girl.

by Ingesss August 4, 2022

CHUD Fingers

Essentially similiar to sausage fingers but for relatively disgusting people making the reference to C.H.U.D. ever so amusing.

That dude can't use an iPOD for business because he has CHUD Fingers.

by chudpuppet May 13, 2009

3 fingers up

you don't need bitches. because Allah SWT said no. muslimah should be 🥇.

*holds 3 fingers up while taking a group picture*

by LaggyMinus May 19, 2022

Pity Fingering

When a guy comes too quickly during sex and the girl is left unsatisfied, it is common courtesy to offer to finish her off with the hands or mouth. It is also an act of pity if she was very close but the guy beat her to the finish line. Best undertaken without drawing attention to the fact that it is, in fact, out of pity.

Girl: oh yeah! oh my god, it's going to happen, i'm so close, aah aaah aaaaa-
Boy: -orgasms- im really sorry...
Girl: ...oh
Boy: do you want me to finish you off?
Girl:i don't want your pity fingering... -sulk-

by woo&t August 13, 2010

Confirmand Fingering

When a young fellow accidentally starts fingering the butthole, instead of the vagina, due to his inexperience

it hurt, when he started confirmand fingering me

by Thorminator January 21, 2016