by Skeevy Weave May 19, 2008

by heinous peinous February 3, 2023

The (often surprise) discovery of a penis on a woman who, it transpires, is a transexual or, in the vernacular, a ladyboy.
Hey! Did you hear about Greg last night? He clicked with a Thai girl at the bar and when he got home with her he found she had a filly willy! Dude, was he shocked!
by Jeremyhotpepper November 20, 2011

by Goatindy1999 June 29, 2019

by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha March 16, 2018

When youre shagging a guy from filbert village and they cannot get it up, due to the high amount of substances in their system (i.e. Drugs, alcohol).
by Bossman42068 December 2, 2020

(n.) The act of you licking a penis and then the owner of the penis inserts it into your ear. It's like a wet willy, but with a dick.
Person 1: "Dang, my ear hurts!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "I have swimmers ear!"
Person 2: "But you don't know how to swim!"
Person 1: "I know! Peter gave me a Wet Filly."
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "I have swimmers ear!"
Person 2: "But you don't know how to swim!"
Person 1: "I know! Peter gave me a Wet Filly."
by pumbaa February 5, 2013
