Wet Flex

A flex that is meant to hurt the feelings of others that can not flex like you because of poor life choices coined by S.Hamilton 2019

My girlfriend decided she doesn’t need to answer phone calls on the phone that I bought her and have paid the bill on the past two years because she has no job and doesn’t plan to get one so I “wet flexed” on her when I upgraded and turned her shit off permanently

by That’swhyimsingle? May 21, 2019

The Pensky File

A fictitious project that one who is slacking off claims to be working on. Derived from the Seinfeld episode "The Barber"

"The Pensky File is the big project I'm tackling right now."

by TheDailyZack February 3, 2010

E-flexes

Measurement of how quickly one responds to electronic communication.

"John took a week to reply to my email. I guess he's got slow e-flexes."

by James Lloyd C. June 17, 2008

x-files

A pioneering work of Science Fiction and one of the longest running TV series ever. It revolves around the lives and work of FBI agents Fox Mulder, a conspiracy theorist and believer in aliens, and Dana Scully, a non-practicing doctor who is often exasperated by Mulder's paranoia. The two agents are assigned to cases involving the unexplainable and the paranormal. Episodes have involved the whole gamut of plot themes, from Time Travel to Shapeshifting to Ancient Jewish Mysticism. Part of the show's allure is that the episodes rarely have what can be considered a "happy" ending, but one that does usually bring closure to that particular case.

The theme music for the X-Files is so creepy!

by Taylor Esformes May 17, 2005

Flex on my Ex

To experience a better life after a relationship has taken its time on you.

To be better off without your ex significant other

Basically rubbing it in your ex's face that you're "the shit" and they're not.

To stunt or show off on your ex-relationship with a significant person, that you're doing better.

Showing your ex that "there are more fish in the sea".

Just won the lottery, watch me flex on my ex..

by TEAM RILLA January 20, 2018

x-files

probably the best show ever made. Includes Fox Willaim Mulder and Dana Katherine Scully who over nine years, battle through paranormal unsolved cases and fall in love.

I love X-files because it is the best show ever.

by Insidesource December 3, 2005

elevator flex

when 6 or more people are cramped into a small elevator, forcing them to touch each other

jonny: yo wats up g?

connor: yo fam, i jus got elevator flexed

by B345T August 28, 2010