faker baker

one who fakes smoking pot

Ryan McCall is a faker baker

by bridget and david and kevin and chink March 21, 2008

Fakery

A "bakery" or "coffee shop" or other "small business" that is a front for a drug dealer, used to launder money and provide more interesting means of drug consumption.

Him: Man, my guy won't return my call.
Me: It's aight yo, I know this fakery, we can get some brownies.

by Dreucifer September 1, 2006

fakeroo

A fake mobile phone app. Note: not an existing app that claims to do something and then, doesn't but, rather, a non-existing app that seems real.

I just read an article about this amazing app and when I tried to download it to my phone, I realized it was a fakeroo.

by Fakeroo.com May 17, 2011

Faker snake

Someone who is snakey sneaking around your back pretending to be a real genuine friend but is fake instead.

Lara: Jaiden knew I liked Cory and still went out with him even though she said she didn't like him.

Kelly: Oh my gosh Jaiden is such a faker snake!

by Delwaney March 21, 2017

Fisker

A failed car company that was founded by swedish watch designer henrick fisker. He sued Tesla and won twice but when his car was released it started to randomly exploding while driving or being parked due to the faulty battery packs.

Don't fisker the store with your tnt now !

by General Apple June 10, 2018

Flakery

Acts or statements that can be described as a “profile in cowardice.” Moral or ethical equivocation fit under this umbrella. The adjectival form of ‘Flakian’ (see: Flakian).

“Did you see that Senator refuse to do anything close to standing up for his/her previously stated principles? I’m so tired of their Flakery.”

by @PoliticalProletariat November 15, 2018

Flaker

1. Someone who fails to honor commitments, either by making excuses or simply not showing up to the planned event.

2. Someone who regularly does cocaine, an illicit substance referred to by some as "flake."

It's been half an hour and Leo hasn't shown up- that fucking flaker.

You can't just snort the coke on my dinner table, you flaker!

by TyrianTyrell October 27, 2019