Jersey Fancy

When you jizz in the eye of your girlfriend, and before she can wipe it off you attach a sliced jersey royal potato so it looks like a monocle.

Note: The potato must be pre prepared as surely you will not have the potato nor the utensils to carry out such cutting upon ejaculation (unless you're into seriously freaky shit)

Dude, I totally did a Jersey Fancy on Jane last night, she felt well posh. Plus she made me chips later with the left overs, which was nice.

by longrufus September 19, 2011

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Fancy Free

Not dating anyone, not attached to anyone, not interested in anyone.

First coined by Shakespeare.

That girl has no interest in any of the boys at school. She'll probably be fancy free until she gets to college.

by jessssy October 27, 2008

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fancythatshit

When you are in front of your mirror at home and you will go out tonight, you'will check your clothes. When you ask your best friend or your pet, if your look is the right for the party and he/she/it answered "fancy that shit", you have combined a creative "dress for success".

In another way, "fancythatshit" means a daredevil expression of yourself or something or someone for new values of the 21th century. So you would like to show your respect for the action you'd seen.
No humanism. No conservativism. But recklessness. Without fear or favour.

"How I look like?" -"Fancythatshit!"
"Wow, fancy that action of this daredevil!"

by fancythatshit August 9, 2019

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Jersey fancy

When you jizz on top of a boiled jersey royal potato, so it resembles the blob of cream on top of a Mr Kipling's French Fancy cake. Then you or your loved one eats it.

Dude, she totally devoured my Jersey Fancy last night.

by Pseudosoph September 19, 2011

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