Felzer

A sexual position involving a gallon of old milk (preferably soy), a sac of muskrats, a dead skinless midget, bagels, an omaha steak (only the best!). The male tends to wear a ski mask with a rabbi outfit while the female is in her clown suit with her facial and armpit hair grown to their fullest extent.
(NOTE: this move usually attempted with the video camera and if it is your first time have a paramedic on site)

Cop 1: the man seems to have died while giving a felzer to his dog sir
Cop 2: holy shit!

by Bran Church June 18, 2008

cullud feller

thats wart we call dem neegros, yup, ah gorta go warsh my underwar now,

deej jew see thart cullud feller? he durn looked at that purdy wat gull

by bruja April 23, 2005

Filmerism

When an obscure observation or statement is made regarding something that has nothing to do with the original subject matter.

(While viewing a photograph of a drawing in a sketch book)

Randal: I drew this illustration in my sketchpad while there was no lights on! I used my cell phone as a light source!

Filmer: Fuck that!

Randal: Great, here comes the Filmerism.

filmer: I opened my sketch pad like this.

Randal: The fuck?

by Jimbob McGrainer February 9, 2009

Femerection

The emergence of intense sexual desire in a woman, similar to the pulsating longing caused by a man's boner.

Girl #1: I can't watch Glee. Every single boy on that show is so freakin' hot ... it's just frustrating!
Girl #2: So what? It's eye candy, just enjoy it.
Girl#1: You don't understand. I get like the BIGGEST femerection, and if I watch for too long it's blue ovaries for sure.

Girl #2: Holy cow.

Girl #1: Don't judge me. Are you telling me if you had a dick you wouldn't put it in Matthew Morrison? I would put my lady dick in him so hard...
Girl #2: I think we should spend less time together.

by jddubu December 13, 2012

felmarie

A Beautiful girl that is smart and inspiring

Hey how you doing Felmarie

by Ashaly February 11, 2019

Felmar

A guy who shows dedication, sometimes mean but most times nice and funny.

“Hello my name is Felmar

by Jysidoyxgfhuyku231 November 25, 2021

Felder

A really good streamer who could steal your girl if they wanted to

Are you felder ? Because this is great content

by Goated695274 February 1, 2022