fedorable

able to be spread evenly, from the "Agrarian Almanac," 1973

1) Manure is a relatively cheap fertilizer that is rich in nutrients and extremely fedorable.
2) Chad preferred to withold his ejaculate in the ancient Chinese custom of storing Chi, but Marcus was as fedorable as a garden sprinkler.

by Farmer Joe's seed February 16, 2008

Fedora

A hat that shouldn't be worn by anyone who isn't Indiana Jones or Michael Jackson.

oh, you're so cool because you're wearing a fedora.

by Not a bum June 15, 2013

Fedora-Core

A type of taste common amongst fedora-wearing individuals. This includes Queen, Linkin Park, Metallica, My Little Pony, Reddit, 9GAG, Slayer, and Slipknot. They are often identified as Atheists, but not just tame individuals, they often like to create arguments out of thin air and look down on anyone that believes in a deity. They often perceive themselves as more intelligent than the common man, and act arrogant to make up for their lack of confidence.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But, because I am enlightened by my own intelligence." -Alewis

"That was Fedora-Core as hell"

by /mu/ May 26, 2013

fedorable

A mispelling of the word fedurable, which is what happens any government program in the federal governments hands. The funds for it are quickly siphoned off to the friends of the party in power ***cough***Bush!***cough!***

The money Fedor brought to buy drinks for the ladies quickly vanished, and he went home to pull his pud. It was a fedorable outcome.

by mumsy wus her husband February 12, 2008

Fedorade

Bottled processed murky sphinctal juices blended with artificial colors and a hint of mottled bull urine.

Ferdinand believed Fedorade was quenching his thirst after a fine round of croquet, until he felt something almost organic slide down his throat. This was quickly followed by a quick burst of energy and the strong desire to fornicate with livestock. He sat down and rubbed the back of his neck thoughtfully.

by Thursty Howl III July 30, 2009

fedora rizz

when you somehow rizz up a girl with the most appalling rizz ever like its something out of a slice of life

"w-w-wow you take my breath away"

"i cant help but stare at you"

"wow he literally has fedora rizz its like hes a discord mod"

by book the man April 21, 2023

fedorable

A term from the civil war describing whether a conscript was a suitable soldier. Believed to originate in the joining of the terms "fit or able."

No one doubted whether Robert E. Lee was fedorable. He was a hottie.

by Bo Dukes nutsack February 16, 2008