feet 

upsidedown hands with smaller fingers sometimes used to open bums, sometimes used for cramming, other times they can be used to attack martians, thus acting like a giant man-brain

teef is feet spelled backwards
skrawkcab delleps teef si feet

feet by j-man holmes stevens November 20, 2002

feet 

ninja monkey weapons

the ninja monkeys use their feet to attack the victim, ruthlessly

feet by j-man the great November 20, 2002

Feet 

something used to pack luggage. usually done blindfolded

"Sir, do you know what you paked?" asked the woman looking at my luggage. "No i feet." i said. "ohhh" the lady screamed

Feet by heebie jeebie March 6, 2003

feet 

an object at the end of your leg with 5 toes, you have two

if you dont know what feet are your gay, look down those things are
"feet"

feet by j-man the great November 20, 2002

Feet 

Perfectly tuned devices for locating Legos in the dark.

My feet were put to good use last night.

Feet by GreenSalmon June 11, 2015

Feet 

Feet are gross because they're yellow and smell bad. All you foot fetish fuckers have some problems.

Honey, can you suck on my big toe? Watch the corns though :D

Feet by sdfcfd April 9, 2005

feet 

a huge brain attacking a martian spaceship with lazerbeams, it is using a forcefield so it wont die. The martian spaceship will eventually be destroyed, making me happy, now i have to poop my pants

jimmy schwan is a feet us
yes i do like soda, but jimmy likes pop

feet by j-man holmes stevens November 20, 2002