FedEx

The BEST mail service that TOTALLY delivers packages on time, and they DEFINITELY don’t break them when they come a month- I MEAN ON TIME! They would NEVER do that!

Adam: My new phone’s supposed to arrive right now, but it says it just left Tennessee. Where do we live again?
William: Minnesota. Who’s delivering it?
Adam: FedEx.
William: Well, that explains why.
Adam: I fucking hate FedEx.

by Rainiered September 16, 2021

Fedex

verb, to intentionally lose or misplace something, often for the purpose of frustrating its owner.

I didn't want my dad seeing his cranky new girlfriend friday night, so I fedexed his car keys.

by withonef March 31, 2023

FedEx

Short for vacation

I’m on my way to FedEx

by Rdeano19 November 29, 2022

fedex

fedex acts like an absolute idiot in most cases

user: no way is that fedex???

fedex:k

by fedex420 May 12, 2022

Fedex

FedEx- someone who has exceeded the adjective pothead due to the amount of weed he / she consumes on a daily basis

He's really a FedEx, he smoked like 15 dutches.

by Tomcarlo September 08, 2017

Fedexed

When the female is riding on top of the male and he grabs her and screams " If it fits it ships" and throws her across the room while he cums.

"why do you have bruises Hailey?" "Oh Damian fedexed me last night"

by Anniemisery December 01, 2019

fedexed

sick and tired of something; a synonym for fed up

"I'm so fedexed with this health care crap in Congress!"

by The Scottish Muffinman November 26, 2009