Fedexed

When the female is riding on top of the male and he grabs her and screams " If it fits it ships" and throws her across the room while he cums.

"why do you have bruises Hailey?" "Oh Damian fedexed me last night"

by Anniemisery December 1, 2019

FedEx

Used to name a federal agent without making it obvious or attracting attention.

"Fedex is here"

by YungPhelps November 20, 2025

FedEx

Short for vacation

I’m on my way to FedEx

by Rdeano19 November 29, 2022

fedex

fedex acts like an absolute idiot in most cases

user: no way is that fedex???

fedex:k

by fedex420 May 11, 2022

Fedex

verb, to intentionally lose or misplace something, often for the purpose of frustrating its owner.

I didn't want my dad seeing his cranky new girlfriend friday night, so I fedexed his car keys.

by withonef March 31, 2023

FedEx

Cargo company. Delivers things around the world.

When is the order from FedEx coming?

by Cdjdllpo299 October 28, 2023

Fedex

Fat ass

Damn, you’re a fedex!
You have a big fedex!

by Iloveurbandict October 8, 2022