Febuary

The way that all complete morons/cretins pronounce the second month of the year. Which, by the way, is FebRuary.

Guy 1: Hey, what month is it?
Guy 2: Febuary.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Febuary.
Guy 1: Dude, it's pronounced 'fe-BRU-ary.'
Guy 2: Nuh-uh. I read it in a book at the libary.
Guy 1: Libary?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: I fucking hate you.

by Melaniewasborninfebruary April 22, 2009

Febuary 5

The day the most gorgeous, hilarious, crazy, weird, perfect person was born. The definition of ✨heather✨ Never leave her/ him if they were born on this day because there the real ones ❤️

Girl: Wow Emma’s so perfect
Other girl: Well duh she was born on febuary 5

by Penny❤️ November 3, 2020

febrass

The smell of something that stinks really bad but is covered up with febreze, and still stinks.

Zach vomited all over the floor so we sprayed it with febreze. Now it just smells like febrass.

by sk8sum41dude February 20, 2007

fabbatical

any extended period of leave from one's customary habit of always being on facebook, absorbing more meaningless drivel from people you haven't missed for years but are now somehow your FB friends, for the purpose of performing work, getting rest or to acquire new skills or training, etc. In other words, to get a life.

Patti's life had become a train wreck, her facebook addiction almost worse than meth. She clearly needs a fabbatical.

by russtafc January 5, 2011

febuary 16th

National boys can’t say no day.

On February 16th boys aren’t allowed to say no

Use febuary 16th as an excuse to make him say yes to anything

by Anonymous8264 November 15, 2020

febuary 27

national hot people day , if you’re born on this day you’re automatically hot

Linda was born on febuary 27th , She’s so hot

by PeeopLinnyMin:) February 1, 2022

febuary 10

febuary 10th is the day to kiss ur bf/gf

Hey its febuary 10th you know what that means..

by wsgbbg February 9, 2022