Feachurning

The act of incessantly churning out software features that nobody ever asked for under the delusion that that is the solution to all problems ever. Often, such features are solutions looking for problems. It is usually seen in software companies where the person or people in charge are so far detached from reality that their lack of intuitive understanding of the problem space and ignorance manifest as a never ending stream of pointless features, generally on the UI, that slowly corrode the software.

I wish the flashlight app stopped feachurning to become a social network, payments, banking, and crypto trading app, all rolled into one.

by NondelusionalSoftware January 17, 2022

I only fear BTS stans and no one else

A common phrase originated from Twitter, by the locals (general public) after seeing the intentional and often times unintentional and displays of power of the also called BTS Army. The phrase, got popular after an interaction between @jovanmhill and @jamescharles, where the later threatened the former with a lawsuit and got "I only fear BTS stans and no one else " as a reply.

Note: One should only fear BTS ARMY, (BTS stans) if one is disrespectful to the fandom or the band, they tend to be peaceful but you will feel their wrate by millions if you make that mistake.

JC: This is absolutely not funny. Delete this immediately or my lawyer will be in contact.

JM: Let's do it baby I know the law.

JC:...
JM: I only fear BTS stans and no one else.

by 18andou18 June 14, 2019

Paradise Fears

SEX. Pop/Rock/Alternative band from Vermillion, South Dakota that contains six of the hottest guys ever. You will never meet a bunch quite like them.

You: "What did Paradise Fears?"
Me:"The Turtle..."

by turtlenation January 1, 2012

new fears eve

On new years eve most people desire better futures but some individuals have thoughts about what unimaginable new fears could occur.

At the new fears eve party all the doubters tried drinking away their nightmares.

by jpg3 December 29, 2012

Feathering It

1.) When you are a cool guy, who knows what’s up, and you just seem to never stop (possibly due to drugs or mental illness).

2.) Cutting your hair with fire.

First Example -
News: Local Florida man was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator threw Wendy’s drive-thru window.

Reader: Man he’s just feathering it.

Second Example-
Tom: Dr. Drew looks really good!
Christina: Well, he has been feathering it!

by RUNJRE May 21, 2020

Feastee

Feastee /fi sti:/
definition
Muslim people celebrate Ramadan feast or Eid al-Adha. On that day parents or adults give gifts, usually a small amount of money to their kids.

Some kids go door to door and get their Feastees.

Sometimes the feastee is only one chocolate or a traditional dessert.

I gave my kids their feastee.

She hasn't got any feastee from her father.

by Macos Karam July 5, 2016

It's not a bug, it's a feature

Excuse made by software developers when they try to convince the user that a flaw in their program is actually what it's supposed to be doing.

User: When I am on the item detail screen and click on "delete this item", the program returns to to the item overview screen and the item is still there.
Developer: Your access permissions don't allow you to delete items. It's not a bug, it's a feature.

by crushnet September 14, 2012