Fatkins Diet

The opposite of just about any diet. Eating whatever you want and generally relying on your metabolism to keep you fit.

"Man, I've lost 1O lbs on this new diet I started!"
"Dang dude, I've tried so many different diets, what's yours called?"
"The Fatkins Diet."
"Fatkins? What do you eat?"
"Mostly Mountain Dew and candy."

by MetaEnder November 29, 2009

fanski

the art of opening ones basketball shorts and allowing an air conditioner or fan to blow the testicles to the point of non-stick.

"Person 1- Dude, my balls are so sticky! Allow me a moment to get my fanski on.
Person 2- Ok hold on, let me turn on the air conditioner"

by nuther butther October 22, 2011

Famskiola

Famskiola, one up from famki, two up from fam.

A better way of describing your family.

Sup Famskiola, you's my brudda ennit?!

Person 1: Hej du, famskiola.

Person 2: Sup famskiola!

by Dingleberry Christopholus October 15, 2012

fatikiss

A person with a tiny penis, has no friends, is fat, dum, is bad at sports, and usually can't get a girlfriend so she tries to get a boyfriend

That is so gay, dum, and fat he must be a fatikiss!

by Grant homo September 25, 2017

Fatsing

The opposite of fasting. Fasting happens usually because of religious matters, but fatsing can occur whenever you want it to. By the way, fasting is not eating or eating very little for a purpose.

We are going to need to work on fatsing him, he's 16 pounds under his weight group.

by Matsononfatso January 6, 2019

fatscist

Contraction of Fatphobic + Fascist

If a bitch bodyshames my cock im gonna turn fatscist

by g4mba September 2, 2021

fatkins diet

An all carb diet consisting of supersized soft drinks and generous helpings of devilish desserts so mouth watering it would make your ass grow just by looking at them.

The fat chick that just walked out of Mcdonalds with a large coke and 4 apple pies must be trying out the fatkins diet! I bet she got some birthday cake waiting for her at home too lawl!

by Omegastrike September 5, 2010