fankle

A panic attack, a state of confusion. A tizzy, in a right state
Used only in the west of Scotland.

Be cool. Dinnae get yeself in a fankle.

by Observer53 November 23, 2006

fanclub

1. a zealous group of fans of a celebrity, esp. musical artists.
2. one or more annoying persons who are fixated on another person and follow them and pretend to be their best friend.

1. I'm going to my Celine Dion fanclub meetup before her show, and it will be awesome!

2. Guy1: Who's your fanclub?
Guy2: Oh, that's Hans and Andrew. They follow me everywhere.
Guy1: Dude, that sucks!

by MonsieurCharles January 5, 2009

pervy hobbit/elf fancier

A person who fancies hobbits or elves, creatures of JRR Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. The phrase came from a popular collection of "secret diaries" that satirized the films made from the trilogy.

"I noticed that pervy hobbit fancier staring at Frodo. Sam will kill him if he tries anything."

by TolkienFan July 28, 2003

funcle

a funcle is a fun uncle.

Funcles contract syphillis more than regular uncles

by seanscape September 2, 2005

Fancer

Fancer. noun.
a person who is literally a "fake dancer" .
One who shouldnt even be allowed near a dance floor.

Jon: Did you hear about Matt? He is such a Fancer.
Gavin: Oh yah, that guy sucks balls.

by Mashumorikubohiro September 8, 2011

fanclub

A group of people assumed, following the daily acts of anothers living; wishing to be part-of the group or person particularly.

Can be used by an individual to make themselves feel important or desirable.

MRS. <insert name here> can't wait to greet her legions of "I hate <insert same name here>" fanclub members, and I wouldn't want to disappoint them now would I???

by Ms.RockStar August 1, 2009

New Fangled

An object, device, any product of mankind, which is deemed futuristic, unnecessary, and occasionally gay. Something is often called new fangled by a cranky old man who is spiteful of this new and awesome technology. Types of art can be considered new fangled as well, particularly music (commonly created by young people.

Brian: Hey Grandpa did you see that tricked out roll of tape Jimmy was rolling down the street!?

Grandpa Jones: Hell yes I did! That new fangled device surely cost his mama a pretty penny! In my day we used spit and semen to stick shit to shit!

Brian: STFU D0OD!!!!!!

by SealingPhan April 18, 2009