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We have Chuck Norris. Mario, Link and company have Captain Falcon.
You did see him in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, right? That's why.
You did see him in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, right? That's why.
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(n) Someone who produces farts at an amazing rate and can be compared with a modern day mass production facility, except for farts.
by Rhern February 28, 2005
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by Pamps. April 18, 2009
Get the Filthy Falco mug.Any business or scholastic entity that attracts douchebags or promotes douchebaggery to the extent that the vast majority of the members of that entity become douchebags. Douche factories are frequently law firms, real estate agencies, fraternity houses, or the University of Tennessee.
Hey, why did Steve change his name to Brody, start over-gelling his hair, wearing sunglasses upside down and backwards on his head, and carrying his man-bag around everywhere, even to the movie theater?
Yeah, he was fine until he started working for Remax and driving that smart-car.
Oh man, that place is such a douche factory.
Yeah, he was fine until he started working for Remax and driving that smart-car.
Oh man, that place is such a douche factory.
by nomanbags April 1, 2010
Get the Douche Factory mug.This is a synonym for an anus which is experiencing problems with producing solid stools (likely due to over-consumption of Yeo Valley yoghurt) and is producing faecal matter that looks more like a melt-in-the-middle chocolate pudding than a healthy poo.
If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.
If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.
"Wow, I think I must have eaten something funny. I have a stomach ache and I've got loads of gas emanating from my chocolate pudding factory!"
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Computer game character created by Nintendo. Captain Falcon is a bounty hunter and part-time Grand Prix racer from the future.
Features in the F-Zero and Super Smash Brothers series of games, and in the F-Zero GP Legends cartoon series.
He drives the Blue Falcon, car number 07 in the F-Zero Grand Prix. It's rumored that he's called "Captain" because he was once an officer on the Internova Police Force. Captain Falcon was the winner of the previous Grand Prix, an achievement that boosted his already-high popularity even higher. Aside from the fact that he hails from Port Town, his past is a complete mystery. His mind and body are honed from the many battles he has survived, and there is no challenge he can't overcome.
Captain Falcon was cloned by the evil Black Shadow after being hospitalized in an accident. Blood Falcon, the clone, is hence only about four years old, where Captain Falcon is around 38. In Super Smash Brothers the evil clone can be selected by changing Falcon into the red costume.
Captain Falcon is fast, powerful and extreme, taking the most challenging, risky but potentially the most rewarding paths in any situation. In Smash Brothers he has one of the most effective and impressive spike moves, which you must try to use at every opportunity, no matter what the risk!
If you're faced with a decision to make, ask yourself, "What would Falcon do?", and you will lead a short, but exciting life. It's the Falcon way!
Computer game character created by Nintendo. Captain Falcon is a bounty hunter and part-time Grand Prix racer from the future.
Features in the F-Zero and Super Smash Brothers series of games, and in the F-Zero GP Legends cartoon series.
He drives the Blue Falcon, car number 07 in the F-Zero Grand Prix. It's rumored that he's called "Captain" because he was once an officer on the Internova Police Force. Captain Falcon was the winner of the previous Grand Prix, an achievement that boosted his already-high popularity even higher. Aside from the fact that he hails from Port Town, his past is a complete mystery. His mind and body are honed from the many battles he has survived, and there is no challenge he can't overcome.
Captain Falcon was cloned by the evil Black Shadow after being hospitalized in an accident. Blood Falcon, the clone, is hence only about four years old, where Captain Falcon is around 38. In Super Smash Brothers the evil clone can be selected by changing Falcon into the red costume.
Captain Falcon is fast, powerful and extreme, taking the most challenging, risky but potentially the most rewarding paths in any situation. In Smash Brothers he has one of the most effective and impressive spike moves, which you must try to use at every opportunity, no matter what the risk!
If you're faced with a decision to make, ask yourself, "What would Falcon do?", and you will lead a short, but exciting life. It's the Falcon way!
by Kevchenko March 30, 2005
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