falamity

A family event resulting in a calamitous fashion

What a falamity! My husband became ill and lost his job.

by weddytinter January 10, 2011

fakemacian

A person that acts Jamaican but is not

That honkey is a fakemacian

by Mamaleezard March 15, 2015

Faeem

He’s the shortest out of all his friends, yet you’d still have a crush on him (even if you don’t like him) once he’s in love with you he will express it in every way, he’s cute but always catches feeling for the wrong girls, he’s always the first to step up to help his friends you will first see him as an (asshole) but soon become his best friend, he’s funny loud and has the biggest gob which leads him to getting in trouble, he loves exposing people and will have the guts to give someone an honest opinion.

You’re acting like Faeem today.

by Phs346 April 2, 2020

facemat

It’s like a doormat except your face is the thing being used. It’s usually a skater boy wiping his shoes on your face and it’s more popular with teenagers.

Person 1: I can’t believe that he used you as a facemat, his shoes are dirty, and he smeared the dirt all over your face!
Person 2: That’s what facemats are for, better than doormats.

by doughbrough November 20, 2020

fademan

He who camps and hides

Where is has fademan run away to?

by Justin Wong February 11, 2004

faletio

a word used in the 1800s to describe oral sex on a male

that beautiful madam over there enjoys performing faletio

by tjje November 6, 2010

fadem

A very sexy individual.

Neil Peart was so fadem the other day.

by Shane Casey March 4, 2008