lemonade fakeout

when your getting your wang sucked and you tell the bitch your cumming then little does she know...you pee in her mouth..

-yo what did u do this weekend?

- Oh nothing really, i gave sally the lemonade fakeout and she broke up with me.

by Shane McFalls November 28, 2007

Texas Fakeout

When person A is having sex with person B from behind, person A will remove his penis and spit on person B's back to simulate ejaculation. Person B will turn to investigate when person A really ejaculates on person B's face.

Susan was being such a bitch, so I gave her the old Texas Fakeout!

by fransky January 6, 2008

Fakeout Makeout

Where A Guy And A Girl Start Making Out To Avoid Being Caught Plotting

Susan: "Oh Crap! Someone is coming"
Steve: quick Lets Fakeout Makeout.

by Justin Pichette September 14, 2005

Fakein

Fake bacon / Vegan bacon.

Vegan Friend: Hey wanna try this vegan bacon?
You: Sorry I don't eat fakein.

by Dyleon April 11, 2019

fakeniwesque

The feeling that can't be labelled, usually associated with those who are both gender and sexuality confused, or those who just prefer not to be labelled.

Honestly, I feel like I'm fakeniwesque at the moment.

by SquarePringlesTin February 1, 2021

Fantasy Fakeout

When your predicted 100% to win in your fantasy league but the other team pulls a miracle out of their ass and wins on the last play on some bullshit.

4th quarter 2 min left in the game.. “I’m 100% going to win this week and make the playoffs... nevermind, I got the fantasy fakeout. Screw fantasy football I’m dropping all my players!”

by Screw fantasy football November 14, 2017

Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout

Spit on her back right before you cum, and when she turns around, cum in her face. You then punch her in the nose so that the semen and blood mix, and follow that up by jamming a shit filled condom into her pussy.

Jackson: “I just gave my girlfriend the good ol’ Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout last night”
Isaac: “Damn bro good shit”

by silentiger June 29, 2019